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Gamzee X Reader .:Spin The Faygo:.-----------------
I had some fun getting to narrate as Gamzee. Haha very rude language ahoy!
If you are sensitive to foul words why and exactly HOW did you read Homestuck?
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2nd Person POV
The sun was beginning to set as you sit.
Your first pick was definitely Gamzee,he was the troll who came to mind when it came to a first time experience and you really want to see his face when he witnesses such a sight.

He'd make you try just about everything when you went on sight seeing tours,and a few times he had to carry your sick ass home after vomiting due to some raw,gross foods or even things that weren't even food that Gam SOMEH

Exchange Student (Karkat x Reader) part 6Over the past few days, you've been helping Karkat learn about Earth. He's been catching on quite quickly actually. You've also been helping him find a way back to his own wold. It wasn't exactly working out so well, but the least you could do was try. Pretty soon, he agreed to go back to your school as an exchange student once again.
"What do you think will happen after I put the bitch in her place?" he asked you. You shrug and reply, "I don't know. No one's ever one that to Taylor before. We'll just have to find out."

As you approach the school, all the students stop what thy were doing and look towards Karkat. The all moved out of you and

Sollux x Troll!Reader Love Virus part 1==> Enter name

Dirty whale whore

==>Haha try again
Nice try smart ass
Your name is ( First ) (Last) . Your a (b/c) blooded troll and you have a large amount of interest .

==> Explore interest

You have a large amount of horrible horror movies. You take pleasure in laughing at the stupidity of each and every movie. You also have a large computer set in which you use for hacking, coding, and reading the accasional fanficitions. Your an amauter hacker. You get alot of shit from your friend Sollux Captor about your hacking skills. You two fight on a regular bases , yet you two are inseperable . Even if captor gets on your nerves you have

SBitC: Kankri x ReaderKankri x Reader
"I got Kankri..." you mumbled. You... Weren't really sure what to think about that. Sure, you liked him, and sure, you wanted to go out with him, but you didn't think you could handle seven minutes alone with him. He'd probably think your confession was some kind of trigger and start lecturing you about the importance of respecting others' boundaries.
You stood up and kind of dragged yourself into the closet. Kankri was pushed by Mituna after you, being told, "You need to get shomeone elshe to lescture!"
You both stood there awkwardly until you smiled, the perfect idea having popped into your head.
"Hey, Kankri?" you as

What do? Sollux X Reader X Karkat [Drabble]

Two young trolls stand in the dark laboratory. One looking pretty well at ease and the other rather agitated and well… "pissed off".

"SOLLUX, CAN WE HURRY UP AND GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD?" Karkat, the shorter troll beckoned at the other. The one known as Sollux, shifted his bi coloured glasses up the rim of his nose.

"Oh 2hut up, kk. _____ doe2n't know we're iin her ba2ement u2ing her lab." he hissed through his fangs. Karkat growled deeply before sitting cross-legged on the engraved platform. He didn't know why he even agreed to this, it all seemed dumb and unnecessary, but in a way he was bored out of his mind. So why the hell not?

"Al

Blast From The Past! DaveXReaderWARNING! KARKALICIOUS CUSSING!!!!

Takes place in the third grade with Dave, Sollux, John, and Karkat.

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*~Your POV~*

"Hold up, superstar!" your best friend, Lily called from behind you. You smiled at her. It was the first day of school and you were so happy to see a familiar face.

"Thank God, Lily. All these feels are getting to me." you laughed. Both of you made your way to your new class. "Ready?" Lily said with a grin with her hand on the handle

You came to your wimpy instincts. "NO! Oh my God, what was I thinking?! I can't go in there!" you whimpered. Lily si

Irony. {Dave x Reader Crackfic!}

[A/N]: 3 A.M. crackfic.
Yayz.

Dave Strider
Irony.

Dave was best friends with a weird girl. Well, 'best' didn't really describe it. And 'best' didn't sound cool at all.

No. Dave and (Name) were 'a ridiculous cool pair of friends that weren't afraid to make out and do crazy shit like that.' Yea, that about described you two.

Right now, in all the Texas heat of winter, you were shaking your legs in your inflatable pool. Dave was watching you from behind his shades, adjusting them so you wouldn't see his lewd gazes. He was holding a small, read velvet box with a green bow wrapped around it, a gift meant to silently ask you out as his 'officia

Flushed. Reader x Karkat Vantas

It was just plain awkward being in a relationship with someone like Karkat, let alone a fucking alien of sorts. What were they supposed to do for dates and junk? Obviously they had different interest in what they thought was fun and cool and shit like that, but the sole fact that they were two completely different species was something worth fucking thinking about.

I mean, what was [Name] supposed to do? Ask him to go to the movies or something? What if he hated the kinds of movies that she liked? It'd be weird as shit to take an alien person to a human movie theater, wouldn't it? So, like, what were they supposed to do if they wanted to do…

Letting Go {SOBER!GAMZEE}

Gamzee Makara
Letting Go

He had set your body in the corner of his little cove. He hadn't decapatized you, like the bodies of his old friends, and shoved you into a freezer. No, he had taken your corpse to Kanaya, sobbing and begging her to fix you. The jade-blooded rainbow-drinker had accepted, taking your corpse and stuffing it.

She had placed some makeup on your skin and dressed you in a handmade dress- it was long and orange, with purple trimming along the side. Your symbol- a large cross, like that in the Human's religions- was threaded into the purple belt that came under your chest in orange, completing the ensemble.

Kanaya present

Love Virus part 7==> be sollux

You are currently sollux captor, and your inside your flush crushes hive. Your sitting at her computer desk working on a virus. who exactly gave her the virus you may ask? She gave it to herself like the dork she is. It makes you snicker every time you think about it . Tho your snickering stops when you remember the little trick you pulled on her before you left for her hive. The memory sits fresh in your think pan . you cant seem to get it to go away for the life of you. So your kinda glad that your working on the virus, it gets most of your attention off the memory . You hear shuffling beside you and you look over your sho

Unwound. Reader x Davesprite

He didn't understand what part of him was angered by the fact she hung out with Dave all the time, because he was Dave; just not the Dave that she wanted to be with. In a way, he was just a copy – the future of the guy she liked, an orange-cream carbon copy. But, Davesprite knew that this Dave, the original Dave, did not think much of the [h/c] human girl – at least not yet, of course.

He cursed himself, the Dave in present time, with a vial hate. It was unfair to him to have to watch [Name] attempt to win Dave's affections over when she already had Davesprites', the Dave from the future, love.

But she didn't want him, she wanted Dave.

I a

Exchange Student (Karkat x Reader) Part 4Once you followed Karkat back home, he stomped into your room and slammed the door shut. You tried to open it, but he had locked it. "Karkat, open the door! Please!" you called, knocking on the door. "NO!! I'M NOT GETTING OUT!! I HATE THIS FUCKING PLANET AND EVERYTHING IN IT!!" Karkat snapped back.

"Calm down, Karkat!!"
"SHUT UP, FUCKASS!!"

You were quiet.

"KNOW WHAT?! FUCK YOU, _______!!! YOU'RE A PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A FUCKING HUMAN ON THIS PLANET!! I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!! YOU'RE WORTHLESS!! AND WHEN I CAN ACTUALLY RETURN TO ALTERNIA, I'LL GIVE YOU A-"

"KARKAT, SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW AND GET OUT HERE!!" you shout.

You had neve

Human : Help Karkat (Part 5) ((UNEDITED))You looked above the crowd and saw him coming out of the boys bathroom, radiating anger.
Part 5: Anger Issues
You hurried to your second period, Language Arts class.
Karkat was supposed to be there, but you didn't seem him until everyone was already inside and he came in right as the bell rung.
Mrs. Chars was at her desk, lecturing us about events taking place after school when he entered. He was slouching a bit, taller than almost everyone. Almost. She was in her 30s. She wasn't that much of a pain, but she always put up attitude with you. Karkat entered the class, looked at Chars, and then proceeded to look at everyone else in the class, which made him roll his eyes, until he spotted you. Chars was surprised , for she was never "told that there would be a new student". She made him stand up in front of everyone, and he had to "introduce himself". You were nervous, but his stare slowly made its way to you. You felt nervous, but you told him, or at least

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“Oh, hey Dirk! What’s up, is Dave here?” You ask while fist pumping Dirk when he opened the door.

“Yea, he’s in his room right now. Nice to see you lil’ sis,” Dirk says smiling a bit.

“Thanks Dirk!” You say. You gave Dirk a quick hug and ran over to Dave’s room. You knock and a muffled voice is heard behind the door saying it’s open.

You open the door to see Dave struggling to put his shirt on because of the shades he’s always wearing. This always seemed to happen when you came in and you were sort-of used to it. The shirt was stuck on Dave’s head leaving his ch

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[A/N]: I only wrote this because of the preview picture....

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Kankri Vantas
New Years' Resolutions [Crackfic!]

Kankri and Karkat sat on the couch, you snuggled between them with a sleepy look on your face. The three of you were watching FOX news at New York, less than a minute left until the New Years. You yawned, counting down, "5... 4... 3... 2... 1..."

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Dave X Reader [CRACK]

by ~SuuCelestiaDensen, Dec 27, 2012, 9:18:43 AM
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"[N-Naaaaaaaaaame]..."

You turned around, seeing the one and only Dave Strider. ... Without his shades. Your eyes widened. "D- Dave, where are your shades!?"

He lunged towards you and gripped your shoulders. He whispered with a twitch of the eye, "Freaking imps, maaaaaaaan."

"... Are you alright?"

"No," Dave whispered, his face nearing yours. "I'm Dave."

Not even a single sound let alone a syllable was uttered from you.

"[Name]?" Dave asked, still whispering. "[Name], are you dead? Hey. Hey. Heeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy. Hey. Heyheyheyheyhey."

Right then, Bro somersaulted into the room and shut the door, throwing Lil Cal at you and Dave and snapping a picture with a camera. Then, he opened the door, got on the floor, and everyone did the dinosaur.

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Rayne, you better be happy.
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You belong to Dave. Dave belongs to Homestuck. Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie. Therefore, you belong to Andrew Hussie.