You turned around, seeing the one and only Dave Strider. ... Without his shades. Your eyes widened. "D- Dave, where are your shades!?"
He lunged towards you and gripped your shoulders. He whispered with a twitch of the eye, "Freaking imps, maaaaaaaan."
"... Are you alright?"
"No," Dave whispered, his face nearing yours. "I'm Dave."
Not even a single sound let alone a syllable was uttered from you.
"[Name]?" Dave asked, still whispering. "[Name], are you dead? Hey. Hey. Heeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy. Hey. Heyheyheyheyhey."
Right then, Bro somersaulted into the room and shut the door, throwing Lil Cal at you and Dave and snapping a picture with a camera. Then, he opened the door, got on the floor, and everyone did the dinosaur.